The problem is that Canned Beans are awful. It provides a quality canned bean at a low budget friendly price. HeartLakes has not in any way failed in its bean undertaking. The texture indicative of a tight bean and not a loose bean. For a canned bean, the flavors are strong and well balanced. This product, HeartLakes Butterbeans accomplishes exactly what it set out to do. REVIEW OF A CAN OF BEANS: Listen, let me be clear. Today’s reviews come to us from the timeline in which everyone is twice as stressed as they are in our dimension. In the sense that due to the nature of the multiverse all possible events and outcomes are true in some timeline. CHATBOT: Hey, I thought you said I could intro- ANNOUNCER: The following review is one hundred percent true. What am I doing with my life.? Everyone please enjoy this review of. (overjoyed) It’s Canned Beans! NEGATIVE NANCY: Beans. NEGATIVE NANCY: Just beans? CHATBOT (holding back obvious joy) No.

NEGATIVE NANCY: I’m going to regret this aren’t I? CHATBOT: Its Beans. Do you want to introduce the first review, Chatbot? CHATBOT: I sure do. My name’s Negative Nancy and I’ve been on hold for forty-five fucking minutes. Welcome back to The Space Windu for what is sure to be the worst podcast in the world, The One Stars. NEGATIVE NANCY: Sorry, I thought I had time to sneak in a quick call. In these dire straits it is your duty as a consumer of Earth to wield the greatest weapon in your arsenal. Rampant unprofessional fuckery is everywhere. Promotional Rates are expiring without notification. NEGATIVE NANCY: Our world is overrun with unethical capitalism, incorrect orders and fraud. Apparently you never have to erase a goddamn thing! Who opens a High-End Eraser Store!? One Star. My lifelong dream of operating a high-end eraser boutique has been a huge and colossal mistake just like everything else in my life. and I’m also, apparently, a big fucking joke to you people. I’m the sole owner and operator of this establishment. Yes, this is the Ethan from Ethan’s Erasers. *Yeah, I sang that to the tune of “It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want To.REVIEW OF AN ERASER STORE: I’m sure some of you recognize my profile pic. I mean, sure I can’t fight the math, but I can fight the age. The age where you see people really start to fall into two different categories, the ones all ready to grow old, and the ones who aren’t going to let that happen so easily. I am 33, about to be 34– that’s mid-thirties. There’s a reason why I wanted to do Derby in the first place, and that’s the part that has to make me look past the whole feet hurting like I am standing on a pile of needles thing. (But, I am not going to stomp my feet, because that will just lead to the whole falling on my butt part.) I want to skate the entire time, but I also want to scream and stomp my feet and cry about how much they freakin’ hurt. The most frustrating part so far isn’t that I can’t skate very well or that I am scared about falling on my booty, it’s that when my feet hurt, I have no choice but to sit down. The thing is, you don’t want to be a Negative Nancy while you are at practice, but this is my blog, so I can do what I want!* But now it’s time to talk about the stuff that sucks. So, I am still derby-ing it up, and I am still having fun. Big Ridiculous Bows Texas Girls Wear In Their Hair.Dinner (And Also Second Dinner If You’re a Hobbitses).Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day.Things Kids Do That Drive Everyone Crazy.These Things Are Better Than Your Things.

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